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Funny Jokes – Bad Drummer
A nightclub owner hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain his customers. After several performances, he discovered the drummer had walked away with some of his valuables, so he notified the police and had him arrested.
Desperate for another drummer, he then called a friend who knew some musicians.
“What happened to the drummer you had?”   he asked the club owner.
“I had him arrested,” was the replied.
His friend paused for a second and asked, “How badly did he play?”


• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
 Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
 Neil Peart could've done it.

 • What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
 Put a sheet of music in front of him.

• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
 You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.  

 • I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
 He said, "the river or the state?" 

 • How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.


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